Back back back

Well, I'm back, almost. Actually no, I'm not really here. But if I'm not really here then I can't be back, and if I'm not back, then how can I be here? And if the square root of 9 is 3, and you've recently changed the oil in your car while shaving, then a spantangular obtrusiveness must be worn, but only after Labor day. And,

*sniff , sniff*

Hey you guys smell something burning?

I'll be right back....................