Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time, in a land of very much near poverty, there lived a fairly good looking young shmuck. But, as you may have guessed no matter what he did, he was still a schmuck. Try as he might his schmuckiness engulfed his very being. It followed him everywhere. Like a dark cloud, contstantly glooming over him. Always there to schmuck things up for him. One day he decided to confront this bullying schmuck. He said, "Ok, I've had enough, it's time for you to schmuck off!" But this only made the Schmucky laugh at him, and he said to the young lad, "Ha ha ha ha, Schmuck you."

And so they decided there was no way to change the way things were, and went out for a Schmuckers ice cream.