Philslips 66
A Brand New Phillips 66 gas station went up on the corner. Ok, I say brand new, it's been there a year now probably, maybe a little longer.
Anyhoo. I'm driving by it for the first time since gas prices rose above the $2.00 mark. As I happen to glance up at the 50 foot sign rising into the clouds, I nearly run off the road at what I see before my eyes. The Giant sign in the sky read, and I swear, I'm not making this up,
.68
As I approached the station (in the right directional lane of traffic now) I noticed the smaller signs read $2.68. I thought maybe it was because of a magnetic malfuntion or a lightbulb had burned out.
Turns out, when they built the sign they never intended gasoline to reach over $1 a gallon and only made the dollar amount in the shape of a 1.
Double Doh!
Anyhoo. I'm driving by it for the first time since gas prices rose above the $2.00 mark. As I happen to glance up at the 50 foot sign rising into the clouds, I nearly run off the road at what I see before my eyes. The Giant sign in the sky read, and I swear, I'm not making this up,
.68
As I approached the station (in the right directional lane of traffic now) I noticed the smaller signs read $2.68. I thought maybe it was because of a magnetic malfuntion or a lightbulb had burned out.
Turns out, when they built the sign they never intended gasoline to reach over $1 a gallon and only made the dollar amount in the shape of a 1.
Double Doh!


3 Comments:
$2.68!!!!
I wish we had gas here in su.so.ca. for that price - $2.86 is more like it here!
p.s. When will the plane get to Ireland?
*taps fingers*
How long does it take Viagra to wear off? ;)
(and why do I think Eleanor would know the answer to this?)
Eleanor only knows what she hears on commercials:
Erections lasting longer than 4 hours must be taken to a hospital immediately.
Although why you'd want to stop having fun after ONLY 4 hours is a mystery to me....*snork*
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